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Codftaotfpttooottlp(o)ta; Party Headquarters
Topic Started: Jun 16 2011, 11:39 PM (790 Views)
Rusty Shackleford Jun 16 2011, 11:39 PM Post #1
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 Hereby the political party known as the 'Coalition of Disestablishmentarianists for the Advancement of the Free Peoples to the Order of Opposition to the Lizard People (Overlord) Takeover Agenda' [CoDftAotFPttOoOttLP(O)TA] is formally created.




Charter of the Coalition of Disestablishmentarianists for the Advancement of the Free Peoples to the Order of Opposition to the Lizard People (Overlord) Takeover Agenda:

1) All efforts must be made to stop the lizard people that live underground from taking over the earth and enslaving humans in order to become our overlords. This includes killing as many bugs as possible in order to wipe out the food source of the lizard people.

2) Rusty Shackelford is the only admitted member to the Coalition of Disestablishmentarianists for the Advancement of the Free Peoples to the Order of Opposition to the Lizard People (Overlord) Takeover Agenda.

3) All Coalition of Disestablishmentarianists for the Advancement of the Free Peoples to the Order of Opposition to the Lizard People (Overlord) Takeover Agenda members must defend their brother and sister members to the death.

4) There shall be a yearly membership fee of $300. Part of this membership fee will fiance our yearly trip to the zoo.

5) No Coalition of Disestablishmentarianists for the Advancement of the Free Peoples to the Order of Opposition to the Lizard People (Overlord) Takeover Agenda member is permitted to vote in any election without payment of some sort. Coalition of Disestablishmentarianists for the Advancement of the Free Peoples to the Order of Opposition to the Lizard People (Overlord) Takeover Agenda members are morally opposed to voting in elections without receiving some sort of compensation.




All new members shall be required to watch the documentary 'Land of the Lost' in order to further their training in combat of the lizard people. Training shall include:

Determining the sex of lizard people (hint: the one on the left is female and the other two are males)

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Picking the lizard people out of their natural environment (the lizard people's natural defense is to stand very still in forests so they appear as indistinguishable to trees):

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Combating lizard people (lizard people take double damage from geometric shapes):

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And eliminating the food source of lizard people (Subway subs are made of bugs):

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The following shall serve as a list of all known and suspected lizard people as well as a list of confirmed non-lizard people.

Known Lizard People

1) Asriel
2) Jared the Subway spokesperson
3) Ana Thema
4) Charles Marx



Suspected Lizard People

1) Ludwig Von Koopa
2) eternallucidity
3) IGOGWG
4) Rayham
5) Kirika
6) Sibre2001
7) BigBadBob
8) Nanotriad
9) Cleaner
10) tehol
11) Anakim
12) Semperfidelist (highly probable)




Probably Not Lizard People

1) Drake Anderson



Definitely Not Lizard People

1) Rusty Shackelford
2) Dale Gribble





"CoDftAotFPttOoOttLP(O)TA; Standing up to the lizard people like a guy who is quite opposed to a given cause since a considerably long time ago"
Edited by Rusty Shackleford, Jul 5 2011, 08:21 AM.
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Rayham Jun 17 2011, 12:11 AM Post #2
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 Why am I just a suspected lizard people? Being a lizard people sounds better than being a zombie.
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RichardReich Jun 17 2011, 01:40 AM Post #3
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Why so serious?
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 You amuse me.
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Ludwig Von Koopa Jun 17 2011, 05:09 AM Post #4
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 ...I resemble a lizard person... >.>;
I just have a shell, though.
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Asriel Jun 17 2011, 06:09 AM Post #5
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 Well, that is proof. I do enjoy a Subway every now and then. And boy, can I stand still.

Asriel
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Omegatron Jun 17 2011, 06:45 AM Post #6
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I have a perky bum.
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 They are on to me.

-sharpens claws-
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Hysterian Jun 17 2011, 07:49 AM Post #7
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contact: erotisch80@hotmail.com
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 LOL. Nice. I feel like I should know you.....
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Omegatron Jun 17 2011, 07:57 AM Post #8
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I have a perky bum.
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 ^ I have a feeling we do know who this is.
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Ludwig Von Koopa Jun 17 2011, 10:48 AM Post #9
CEO of LHP; Depressed Former Mayor
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Eternallucidity
Jun 17 2011, 07:57 AM
^ I have a feeling we do know who this is.
Who the hell is "we"? <_<;
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Rusty Shackleford Jun 17 2011, 10:58 AM Post #10
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 Updated: Drake Anderson is added to the 'Probably Not a Lizard Person List' due to this recent endorsement for the mayoral race by space aliens. Seeing as aliens and lizard people are mortal enemies, it is doubtful that an alien would endorse a lizard person.
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Hysterian Jun 17 2011, 01:13 PM Post #11
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contact: erotisch80@hotmail.com
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Rusty Shackleford
Jun 17 2011, 10:58 AM
Updated: Drake Anderson is added to the 'Probably Not a Lizard Person List' due to this recent endorsement for the mayoral race by space aliens. Seeing as aliens and lizard people are mortal enemies, it is doubtful that an alien would endorse a lizard person.
:pensive: You are strange. But that's ok. Strange people give me a reason to check the forum. Well, that and the occasional comment towards me by Sibre or Rayham. :cool:
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Biggus Mickus Jun 17 2011, 01:22 PM Post #12
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Jealous? You should be.
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 There's nothing strange about wanting to stop the lizard people. They're after our souls!

And our women, but only the hot ones.
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RichardReich Jun 17 2011, 03:44 PM Post #13
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Why so serious?
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 Whats a sole? :o
Also, leave our hot women alone. I refuse to mate with Susan Boyle.
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Helmut Hayr Jun 17 2011, 05:26 PM Post #14
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Rusty Shackleford
Jun 16 2011, 11:39 PM
(hint: the one on the left is female and the other two are males)
Your left, or our left?
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Akiha Jun 17 2011, 06:26 PM Post #15
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Always look on the bright side of life
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 They can have the old ugly women, but leave the hot young women.
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