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Porter Initiative
Topic Started: Dec 20 2010, 12:20 AM (303 Views)
Ludwig Von Koopa
CEO of LHP; Depressed Former Mayor
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"100% mark-up books at @#$%& (less than 10%) productivity. I'll pass"

So that's wot I said. So. It's expensive because of the high mark-up, but the quality is @#$%& because it's low productivity.

So. It's not cheap = quality

It's Expensive + Lazy @#$%& working = Low quality

IF YOU PLAYED DONKEY KONG JR. MATH, YOU'D KNOW THAT IN ADDITION, TWO THINGS ARE ADDED TOGETHER TO FORM ONE ANSWER. YEAH.

As for the quote, that WOULD be interesting indeed! 'cause I meant it in a way that means I ain't like some bureaucratic aristocratic lamer that is all fancy and @#$%&, despite wot my Large Mansion suggests. So, yeah, screw all of this 'You have to walk around in a dignified manner like a proper gentleman' with a suit 'n' all. I bloody use apostrophes everywhere if y'haven't noticed already!

So I sort of stole the show 'n' all.
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Asriel
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What you call Lazy, is just a new player to the city. People dont start at 100% Work Productivity you know. So if someone is 1 day old and they work at their max potential, that in my eyes is the best quality they can produce... But perhaps you dont give allowances to new players....

Well, its good to know that the employer, Ludwig considers new Citizens and new employees as being worth @#$%& in terms of quality. Should I pass this information around? Your company only hires the best of the best, if your productivity isnt up to scratch (regardless of how old you are) then you can find somewhere else to work?

As for your attempted jibber jabber, I am assuming you are insinuating those "slurs" upon my name? I would rather be a gentleman in a suit, instead of dragging my knuckles along the floor. *wink*

Asriel
Edited by Asriel, Dec 20 2010, 09:52 PM.
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Ludwig Von Koopa
CEO of LHP; Depressed Former Mayor
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*cough*

Wait! I've done it. I've thought of a way to spin this...

AHEM!

You're bringing attention to my company's hiring practices and you're sayin' they are elitist, ya? Well! My retort t'ya is that my company is... SELF-SELECTIVE! So random people clearly consider LHP to be an awesome place... too awesome for themselves. Therefore, only awesome non-random people try and get in. ...So LHP didn't establish themselves as this elitist place or wotever... It just worked out that way due to self-selecting practices.

...That sounded a lot better in my head.

Pbbbbbbbt. If a new guy tried to get past the self-selective trend I'd tell 'em the tips and tricks of the TRADE! 'cause LHP's bloody slogan is... Wot is it...

"We want London to be as healthy and energetic as it can be! You'll be healthy in no time! Workin' for LHP is probably a good idea since you'll be helpin' others be healthy and you'll be healthy yourself to work 'ere."

I dunno wot the hell that actually means but I bloody wrote it. BUT I've always found that last bit, the healthy yourself thing, to mean that I'd trainin'-wheels any'un who wants those trainin'-wheels. 'cause I just used trainin'-wheels as a verb.

Eh wot? Wot slurs? I ain't seein' any slurs! I mean, it ain't anythin' personal, Asriel, but basically I see every'un poppin' out of Paris to be like formal and super-smart and @#$%& and I dunno. So maybe you fit in that category. 'CAUSE, YOU DECIDED FOR YOURSELF THAT YOU FIT THERE. I just put the option out there and you applied it to yourself! YUP!

I don't even know wot you're talkin' 'bout anymore. And by you I mean me. But either way, *puffs cigar*, *cough*, aaaaaachhhhhhhh... Erm...
Right. Business 'n' politics are to be bloody separated, dammit!
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johnwayne
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Koop, we all know you ran away from your company when London went through its tough time and you hid in Rome. You're fortunate you got your company back when you returned. ;)

Porter, don't let Koop get you down.
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Porter
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Thank you Asriel and JohnWayne. I will be sure to not let Koop get me down.
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Chairman of Porter Industries
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Porter Initiative's name will be changed to The Initiative and Tito will be its new owner and Chief Executive Officer.
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