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Porter Initiative
Topic Started: Dec 20 2010, 12:20 AM (302 Views)
Porter
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Chairman of Porter Industries
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Porter Initiative is a grand corporation which is dedicated to creating the best quality products.

We are currently hiring new employees with a salary of 14 dollars. All are welcome to join.

Thank you.
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Ludwig Von Koopa
CEO of LHP; Depressed Former Mayor
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100% mark-up books at @#$%& (less than 10%) productivity. I'll pass.
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Porter
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Thank you. You would be doing me a favor.
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Ludwig Von Koopa
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Porter
Dec 20 2010, 06:16 PM
Thank you. You would be doing me a favor.
...???????????

Wot a bloody backwards business.
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Amer Grant
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Where are you guys based in?
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Ludwig Von Koopa
CEO of LHP; Depressed Former Mayor
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Amer Grant
Dec 20 2010, 07:01 PM
Where are you guys based in?
Obviously London. -_-;
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Amer Grant
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Ludwig Von Koopa
Dec 20 2010, 07:03 PM
Amer Grant
Dec 20 2010, 07:01 PM
Where are you guys based in?
Obviously London. -_-;
How is it obvious?
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NotSure
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Amer Grant
Dec 20 2010, 07:57 PM
Ludwig Von Koopa
Dec 20 2010, 07:03 PM
Amer Grant
Dec 20 2010, 07:01 PM
Where are you guys based in?
Obviously London. -_-;
How is it obvious?
Besides his city being listed underneath him on the left side of the screen, the fact that he's made several posts in London, etc.

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Porter
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Amer Grant
Dec 20 2010, 07:01 PM
Where are you guys based in?
Porter Initiative is based in London.


To Ludwig: It was quite obvious and apparent that you were not really interested in joining my company in the first place.
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Asriel
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Ludwig Von Koopa
Dec 20 2010, 05:25 AM
100% mark-up books at @#$%& (less than 10%) productivity. I'll pass.
Ludwig, I dont understand why you immediately jump to try and take digs at someone? We all know you were never considering a job with his company. You idolise your own company and would never leave it. So the nitpicking to explain why you are passing is a little redundant.

As for the product he produces and sells... How does that have ANY impact on the employee? Why should the employee care what product or at what level the owner works at? Surely, all the employee should worry about is whether the company is solvent and paying them a wage?

Producing high mark-up goods and buying them yourself is a good way to bring cash flow into a company, if you are being selfless to pay the employees more than they are worth, and I think your pathetic jabs here are just that of an opposition company.

Decorum, please.

Asriel
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Ludwig Von Koopa
CEO of LHP; Depressed Former Mayor
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"dedicated to creating the best quality products"

I take issue with that statement made by him. It completely contradicts his actual actions.
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Asriel
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Ludwig Von Koopa
Dec 20 2010, 09:08 PM
"dedicated to creating the best quality products"

I take issue with that statement made by him. It completely contradicts his actual actions.
In what way?

Why has mark-up got anything to do with quality?

How has his current productivity got anything to do with his dedication to quality?

Nothing said has contradicted anything. Quality is a subjective term, that has very little to do with anything said in this thread or in his company. You can take issue all you want, but you are being childish in how you have approached this thread.

Asriel
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Ludwig Von Koopa
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Yeah so in my subjective view it has everything to do with quality.

...You really need to stop sayin' things like I need to stop bein' childish or sayin' I need to act like a respectful man or wotever.
'CAUSE. I DON'T WANNA BE SOME LAME STUFFY-COAT OFFICIAL GUY. Boring!

...Either way, I am doing Porter a favour by getting him publicity. I guess. ^.^
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Asriel
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So you equate quality with price... Cheap = Quality for you? Remind me to avoid your shindigs.

Also; I will keep this quote...

"'CAUSE. I DON'T WANNA BE SOME LAME STUFFY-COAT OFFICIAL GUY. Boring!"

For when you eventually run for Mayor of London. It will be interesting for the voters to know you dont wish to be official.

Asriel
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Maximus Bluntus
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Asriel
Dec 20 2010, 09:26 PM
So you equate quality with price... Cheap = Quality for you? Remind me to avoid your shindigs.

Also; I will keep this quote...

"'CAUSE. I DON'T WANNA BE SOME LAME STUFFY-COAT OFFICIAL GUY. Boring!"

For when you eventually run for Mayor of London. It will be interesting for the voters to know you dont wish to be official.

Asriel
Oh snap, son.
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